Uneducated Aliens Receive “Crop Circle” Lessons

If there are any alieans out there who are unsure how to make a “crop circle” fear not, for here you can find instructions.

How to Make a Crop Circle Crop circles (a generic term for the phenomenon of flattened plants) form in many areas of the world, with visual effects ranging from irregular shapes to amazing geometric patterns. The source of their formation is surrounded by controversy (see How to Explain Crop Circles), but there are some crop circles out there that have definitely been made by people. If you’ve ever wanted to explore making crop circles as a skill and an art form, here’s how!

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One response to “Uneducated Aliens Receive “Crop Circle” Lessons

  1. Thank you for this primer. Communicating with extraterrestrials can be tricky, but since they seem to speak cereal, your lesson is invaluable. Well done, Ennis. Well done!

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